Craig's Homepage

<body stylesrc="intro.htm" bgcolor="#FFFF80">  <p align="left"><a href="index.htm">Frames</a> | <a href="intro.htm" target="intro.htm">No Frames</a></p> <h2 align="center">What! Yet Another Narcissistic Home Page?</h2> <p align="left"><strong>Yeah, yeah</strong>, I know, just what the Web needs; another home page. I'm sorry, but what can I do. I'm a <strong>net addict</strong> and it's written somewhere that I <strong>must</strong> have my own home page. I hear that if I don't, the IP troll which lives under the router bridge will start to eat all my packets and I will be left marooned in reality. <strong>Noooooo...</strong></p> <p align="left">So, my name is <strong>Craig Morris</strong> and this is my home page. For the comfort of any non-relatives who have stumbled in here I will try to have at least a little bit of marginally interesting information. For instance, although I am a forty five year old chemical engineer/computer nerd who makes <a href="http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/" target="_top">Dilbert</a> look like a man about town, I have had the good fortune to be able to retire with my <a href="family.htm">wife and young children</a> to really neat place. We live at the base of the <a href="http://redtree.com/far" target="_top">Fernie Snow Valley</a> ski hill in the middle of the Canadian Rockies, so I have made a page about it with some hopefully useful information. I have also included a <a href="elkvalley.htm">page</a> with a few links to information about this part of the world.</p> <p align="left">I would also like to humbly promote the idea that every one with a home page should start a little section where they spout off about products or services that they really like or really hate. That way when I want to know if that new <strong>Sasquatch 9000</strong> snow blower can really be used to roto till my garden like the salesman says, hopefully my favorite web indexer will have a bag of quickie reviews from satisfied or outraged owners. So I have created a <a href="rantandrave.htm">Rants and Raves</a> page to do my part.</p> <p>For the relatives who are still hanging in there, I have a small <a href="photos.htm">photo album</a> and try to answer to the usually implied, but seemingly ever present question, "<a href="interests.html"><em>So you retired at 40 eh. So just what is it you </em><em><strong>do</strong></em><em> do</em></a><em>?</em>".</p> <p>OK, that's it. At least I managed to resist the omnipresent cool links page. If you have some time check out the <a href="http://redtree.com/fernietalk" target="_top">Fernie Talk</a> forum or <a href="mailto:craig@redtree.com">drop me a line</a></p> <p> </p>  </body>